Someone in my condominium just got an armored Altima.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 04/11/2015 at 19:44 • Filed to: None

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Why? Why would you do this? There are so much more interesting newish cars you can get for that money. It surely costed more than my mom's 2007 S500.

Alex B > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 19:48

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Because why not.

whoarder is tellurium > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 19:50

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Armored Miata with an armored hard top and LS swap?

Haimatox > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 19:50

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How do you know it's armored?

My citroen won't start > Alex B 04/11/2015 at 19:50

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Because with that money you can buy a used armored 2015 Mercedes C-Class.

My citroen won't start > Haimatox 04/11/2015 at 19:51

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Knocked on the glass.

My citroen won't start > whoarder is tellurium 04/11/2015 at 19:54

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One of many good options.

PS9 > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 19:56

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Anonymity. Who's going to expect a high profile target riding in an Altima? Especially since its tailing an AMG S65 with all the trimmings? No one, that's who. Now when someone goes through the trouble of RPGing the motorcade, they won't even hit the right car.

My citroen won't start > PS9 04/11/2015 at 19:58

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That might be the single person to buy an Altima in this country, it is the only one I've seen in years.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 20:01

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Clearly you don't appreciate the four-door sports car.

/s

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 20:31

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Whoa, didn't even know this existed... I always think German when I think of factory armoring options.

GhostZ > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 20:49

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What country? I see them around the midwest all the time. They're probably just as common as Ford Fusions, maybe more so.

Birddog > My citroen won't start 04/11/2015 at 20:56

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You know you're low on the Totem Pole when the Cartel sets you up with an Armored Altima.

"Eh.. We like you, but not that much yet.."

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > GhostZ 04/11/2015 at 21:20

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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE LABD

My citroen won't start > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop 04/11/2015 at 21:54

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It is not factory armored, Nissan doesn't do that I think

My citroen won't start > GhostZ 04/11/2015 at 21:55

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Brazil, Fusions are everywhere but Altimas are just not popular here

dr861 > My citroen won't start 04/12/2015 at 00:40

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"We'd like you to leave your job at H & R block, to be the US Ambassador to Iran." Oh crap. Better get the altima armored.

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 04/12/2015 at 01:03

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Probably the owner has had Nissans all his life and thought of it as dependable. It happens here A LOT, since Nissan has made pretty much workhorses all the time its been in Mexico people instantly associate them with durability. Thats why I have seen several people with a ton of money in Sentras or Maxima's.

My citroen won't start > Vicente Esteve 04/12/2015 at 01:54

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Perhaps, but Altima sales are ridiculously low here, I don't remember his previous car but it certainly wan't a Nissan.

Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start 04/12/2015 at 09:41

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Then that's just weird!

Hermann > My citroen won't start 04/13/2015 at 12:43

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Is it wrong that I'm honestly surprised someone got an Altima?

Then again, 40% of the cars in my condo are Honda Fits.